I Ferret out the crazy and interesting: on the internet and on my mind.
Vanity Card #234 played after last Monday’s ‘Two And A Half Men’ - the card was much better than the episode. Especially the Monte Cristo sandwich. It reminds me of ‘Seinfeld’:
George: Listen to this. Marcy comes up and she tells me her ex-boyfriend was over late last night, and “yada yada yada, I’m really tired today.” You don’t think she yada yada’d sex.
Elaine: (Raising hand) I’ve yada yada’d sex.
George: Really?
Elaine: Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisk, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.
Jerry: But you yada yada’d over the best part.
Elaine: No, I mentioned the bisk.
Chuck Lorre’s piece, “How To Create A Hit Sitcom” is excellent too. Read his Wikipedia entry to fill in the blanks.
Somalian Pirates We
We drink and we pillage and we do what we please We get all that we want for free
We’ll kick your ass And rape your lass
Somalian pirates we
So with a yo ho ho And with a yee hee hee
We take to the African sea
We’ll brave the squalls And bust your balls Somalian pirates we
We left our homes and we left our mothers
To go on a pillaging spree
We’ll cut off your ears And break your toes
And make you drink our pee
And if you sail into our waters
You best hear this decree
We’ll take your boat Set your ass afloat
Somalian pirates we
With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho)
And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do)
We’ll shoot you in the face with glee
Then we’ll cut off your cock And feed it to a croc Somalian pirates we
Somalian pirates we
Somalian pirates we
Nerf N-Strike Vulcan EBF-25
The biggest, best, most powerful Nerf gun ever. The battery-powered Vulcan is basically a fully-automatic foam-spewing machine gun, complete with a 25-dart clip that it can unload in less than 10 seconds. And if the batteries die, you can still pump and shoot the old-fashioned way. Some drawbacks: Chasing down all those darts for reloading is far from fun, and some of our commenters have noted that the belt jams easily.
from: Best Nerf Guns Ever — Top Nerf Dart Guns, Crossbows and Nerf Ball Guns - Popular Mechanics
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